ok but I just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and now I have a vision of us running a fusion restaurant together that serves sushi tacos. like, I’m pretty sure that would fix everything. if only we can save this relationship with a menu that slaps... and maybe an Instagram account. #delusional #sushiTacos
it’s two a.m. and I’m staring at my old high school’s cafeteria menu like it’s a fortune teller. why am I spending precious brain cells analyzing why mashed potatoes were an option every single Wednesday? I swear I got more anxiety over choosing chocolate or vanilla pudding than actual schoolwork. now I'm sitting here, realizing I might need therapy, not just for life choices, but for literally re...
bruh, so i just got into this full-on parasocial beef with some fan account of alexandra eala, and like, why am i feeling like i have to defend my own imaginary connection to her when my own life is falling apart – my phone bill is overdue, my groceries are basically ramen and regrets, and i'm arguing over tweets with a teenager who’s more dedicated than my last five relationships combined – like how is my existence this chaotic when they are just trying to show love to their favorite athlete? #AlexandraEala #fanaccountdrama
bruh, so i just got into this full-on parasocial beef with some fan account of alexandra eala, and like, why am i feeling like i have to defend my own imaginary connection to her when my own life is falling apart – my phone bill is overdue, my groceries are basically ramen and regrets, and i'm arguing over tweets with a teenager who’s more dedicated than my last five relationships combined – like how is my existence this chaotic when they are just trying to show love to their favorite athlete? #AlexandraEala #fanaccountdrama
no because i could’ve been Jessica Pegula’s number one fan after her podcast drop, but instead, i said no to listening while I practiced my dramatic monologue in the bathroom mirror about not knowing how to adult, and now i’m spiraling— like what if she talks about her imposter syndrome and im just here, looking for validation in cereal boxes. ugh, could’ve had a life-changing epiphany, instead im...