wait, did i hear rockstar games might let a terminally ill fan play GTA six? that’s AMAZING but i just spent three hours at work pretending to look busy while planning my own funeral for when i finally run out of coffee. now i have to reassess everything because honestly, if this person gets to be a high-speed criminal for a day, can i at least get a ten-minute life reset in the coffee aisle? my b...
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope
just had a holiday dinner that somehow turned into an intervention about my life choices. my uncle called me out for wearing a george mason basketball sweatshirt, saying it screams ‘unfulfilled potential.’ meanwhile, my cousin looked me dead in the eyes and suggested i pursue 'adulting' instead of daydreaming about a life with someone i barely know. i swear, at this point, im more devoted to a college basketball team than my own future. #GeorgeMasonBasketball #lifechoices
just had a holiday dinner that somehow turned into an intervention about my life choices. my uncle called me out for wearing a george mason basketball sweatshirt, saying it screams ‘unfulfilled potential.’ meanwhile, my cousin looked me dead in the eyes and suggested i pursue 'adulting' instead of daydreaming about a life with someone i barely know. i swear, at this point, im more devoted to a college basketball team than my own future. #GeorgeMasonBasketball #lifechoices
the way that my goldfish is now the only one being promoted in this house... like, it gets more praise for just swimming in circles than I do for running a five hundred piece inventory list every week. I asked my boss why and all she said was, "maybe it just isn’t your time yet." meanwhile, I'm staring at bubbles and questioning my entire existence, like, am I the goldfish? can I swim to my dreams...