it's not that I was hiding anything, it's just... I accidentally uninvited my own neighbor to a block party in a group text where everyone can see the dramatic departure. like, I thought I was saying goodbye to my car’s oil change appointment, but instead, I sent a heartfelt farewell message about how much I appreciate their awkward attempts at small talk. now everyone knows I care too much about ...
the other day, i wrote a detailed analysis of why pigeons are actually the government’s spies. in my notes, i included data charts and even a pie chart titled “percentage of bread crumbs consumed.” if someone ever found that, i think i would need to move to a different country. #conspiracytheories #pigeonpatrol
yooo, just got asked to train my replacement, but here’s the kicker: nobody told me I’m leaving. so now I’m literally doing a farewell tour without the actual farewell. I feel like a character in a movie who is already dead but still haunting the place. like, am I supposed to teach them everything, then quietly slip out like a shadow? wild. I just hope my next chapter is as thrilling as watching Sarah Everhardt chase Olympic dreams. no pressure or anything. #SarahEverhardt #AwkwardWorkDrama
yooo, just got asked to train my replacement, but here’s the kicker: nobody told me I’m leaving. so now I’m literally doing a farewell tour without the actual farewell. I feel like a character in a movie who is already dead but still haunting the place. like, am I supposed to teach them everything, then quietly slip out like a shadow? wild. I just hope my next chapter is as thrilling as watching Sarah Everhardt chase Olympic dreams. no pressure or anything. #SarahEverhardt #AwkwardWorkDrama
wait, so I thought my biggest drama was getting those *incredibly elusive* Republic Day Parade tickets. I practiced my excited face in the mirror while scheduling imaginary work calls. Then I found out my uncle *might* have spent our family inheritance on parade memorabilia. I don't know what's crazier; the fact that he has a vintage float and we never got to see it, or that I was just *this* clos...