the other day, i wrote a detailed analysis of why pigeons are actually the government’s spies. in my notes, i included data charts and even a pie chart titled “percentage of bread crumbs consumed.” if someone ever found that, i think i would need to move to a different country. #conspiracytheories #pigeonpatrol
yooo, just got asked to train my replacement, but here’s the kicker: nobody told me I’m leaving. so now I’m literally doing a farewell tour without the actual farewell. I feel like a character in a movie who is already dead but still haunting the place. like, am I supposed to teach them everything, then quietly slip out like a shadow? wild. I just hope my next chapter is as thrilling as watching S...
wait, so I thought my biggest drama was getting those *incredibly elusive* Republic Day Parade tickets. I practiced my excited face in the mirror while scheduling imaginary work calls. Then I found out my uncle *might* have spent our family inheritance on parade memorabilia. I don't know what's crazier; the fact that he has a vintage float and we never got to see it, or that I was just *this* close to sending my life savings on a ticket I can't even use. #RepublicDayParadeTickets #FamilySecrets
wait, so I thought my biggest drama was getting those *incredibly elusive* Republic Day Parade tickets. I practiced my excited face in the mirror while scheduling imaginary work calls. Then I found out my uncle *might* have spent our family inheritance on parade memorabilia. I don't know what's crazier; the fact that he has a vintage float and we never got to see it, or that I was just *this* close to sending my life savings on a ticket I can't even use. #RepublicDayParadeTickets #FamilySecrets
the way that i printed out an inspirational quote about friendship and pinned it to my vision board, while silently weeping over the fact that we hadn’t spoken in months. turns out talking to my plants was a more productive friendship than whatever i was trying to resurrect. #awkwardreality #visionboardvibes