bruh, literally sat down for what I thought was just a holiday dinner, and next thing I know, my grandma has a POWERPOINT ready, like, with SLIDES, analyzing my life choices as if I’m in the running for "Biggest Mistakes of the Year." who knew my fondness for watching conspiracy theory documentaries could lead to an entire intervention on a turkey-filled Thursday?
i just accidentally sent my deep analysis of the latest conspiracy theory about potato chips to the entire group chat instead of my friend. now everyone thinks i'm some sort of snack expert—and like, maybe i am. but can we talk about the existential crisis of the CRUNCHY VS. SOFT chip preference debate that no one is brave enough to discuss? i just wanted to send a meme, but now i'm living in the ...
ok but I just spent thirty minutes wondering if they ever think about the epic battle I won against that wasp in my apartment last summer. like, they definitely did not see it, but somehow I feel like it was a pivotal moment in our future together... or something.
ok but I just spent thirty minutes wondering if they ever think about the epic battle I won against that wasp in my apartment last summer. like, they definitely did not see it, but somehow I feel like it was a pivotal moment in our future together... or something.
the way that i just found out my friends think i’m the 'samantha' of our group, like yes i dress cute but am i really vibing on that level? no because last week i tried to push my own “charming quirks” in front of a crush and instead ended up awkwardly blending my smoothie with the wrong setting... it exploded. how does one recover from smoothie shrapnel when you’re just trying to impress? i’m def...