i just accidentally sent my deep analysis of the latest conspiracy theory about potato chips to the entire group chat instead of my friend. now everyone thinks i'm some sort of snack expert—and like, maybe i am. but can we talk about the existential crisis of the CRUNCHY VS. SOFT chip preference debate that no one is brave enough to discuss? i just wanted to send a meme, but now i'm living in the ...
ok but I just spent thirty minutes wondering if they ever think about the epic battle I won against that wasp in my apartment last summer. like, they definitely did not see it, but somehow I feel like it was a pivotal moment in our future together... or something.
the way that i just found out my friends think i’m the 'samantha' of our group, like yes i dress cute but am i really vibing on that level? no because last week i tried to push my own “charming quirks” in front of a crush and instead ended up awkwardly blending my smoothie with the wrong setting... it exploded. how does one recover from smoothie shrapnel when you’re just trying to impress? i’m definitely not ready for that kind of public fiasco. #Samantha #messyMoments
the way that i just found out my friends think i’m the 'samantha' of our group, like yes i dress cute but am i really vibing on that level? no because last week i tried to push my own “charming quirks” in front of a crush and instead ended up awkwardly blending my smoothie with the wrong setting... it exploded. how does one recover from smoothie shrapnel when you’re just trying to impress? i’m definitely not ready for that kind of public fiasco. #Samantha #messyMoments
no because i was trying to manifest my dream life and now my private story got screenshotted by someone i barely know. they just saw me ranting about how much i relate to russell wilson’s love for those idealistic goals. now i'm wondering if they think i also play football or just should've stuck to journaling. #RussellWilson #ManifestationFails