just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need a favor, like i'm a human calculator they call when the wifi goes out. meanwhile, my other friends ghost me for a week, but the minute there's drama, suddenly i'm in demand. their problems are like my loyalty points that expire when i'm not around to cash them in. guess i'm just waiting for the day my phone lights up with a request for “emot...
bruh, my family keeps bringing up my ex like they are NASA launching the next great space mission, like—uh, HELLO. that was like three orbits ago. meanwhile, my current partner is just sitting there, watching this intergalactic level of CRINGE unfold like we are at the launchpad. i mean, am i supposed to just black hole the past and pretend we never mapped those star-studded dates together? all wh...
not gonna lie, when I found out Nikki Bella was serving as Grand Marshal for the fiesta bowl parade 2026, I felt a wave of emotion. I once cried over a wrestling match, and honestly, it haunted me. I wrote this whole heartfelt message to my friend about how excited I was, detailing every moment and color in the parade I envisioned, and they replied with one emoji. Just a thumbs up. I sat there for two hours trying to decode it, like what does this mean? Should I just show up to the parade alone? Will I be the only one crying there? So now I’m contemplating going, sobbing in public, and realizing my attachment issues are really a whole Fiesta Bowl Parade on their own. #FiestaBowlParade2026 #emotionalrollercoaster
not gonna lie, when I found out Nikki Bella was serving as Grand Marshal for the fiesta bowl parade 2026, I felt a wave of emotion. I once cried over a wrestling match, and honestly, it haunted me. I wrote this whole heartfelt message to my friend about how excited I was, detailing every moment and color in the parade I envisioned, and they replied with one emoji. Just a thumbs up. I sat there for two hours trying to decode it, like what does this mean? Should I just show up to the parade alone? Will I be the only one crying there? So now I’m contemplating going, sobbing in public, and realizing my attachment issues are really a whole Fiesta Bowl Parade on their own. #FiestaBowlParade2026 #emotionalrollercoaster
honestly, i just bought a ridiculous amount of 'on sale' essential oils even though i literally don't have any ailments that need curing. like, am i now a wellness guru? or just the proud owner of a tiny smelly apothecary? checked online for the 'run away' recap during a mental breakdown, and it hit me. do i have the emotional capacity for another Netflix mystery, or should i run away too? #RunAwa...