just opened my bank app and realized ive been paying for so many subscriptions i forgot existed, even found a fitness app I never used but thought it’d somehow motivate me. so now, in a world where a retirement group just bought all those shares of goog, I can’t help but wonder if I should invest in actual financial security or just keep subscribing to my inability to commit to even basic self-dis...
last night, i found myself mediating my parents' divorce like i was some sort of family therapist. they were yelling about who left the milk out – not even a solid argument. like, hello, how do you spell the word “custody” for them? suddenly, i’m Googling ‘how to negotiate divorce without losing your mind’ and literally typing out a plan for their financial split on a pizza napkin. never thought m...
it's not that i care about money, it's just that i spent three hours training the new hire, who asked me how to use the coffee machine. then i found out they’re making more than me. like, what? sofi stadium's gonna get a second lease on life while im over here sending "who wore it better" memes to a colleague who forgot my name. i can almost hear the coffee machine mocking me. #SofiStadium #lifeisnotfair
it's not that i care about money, it's just that i spent three hours training the new hire, who asked me how to use the coffee machine. then i found out they’re making more than me. like, what? sofi stadium's gonna get a second lease on life while im over here sending "who wore it better" memes to a colleague who forgot my name. i can almost hear the coffee machine mocking me. #SofiStadium #lifeisnotfair
last night, I found out that the guy I’ve been hanging out with literally never broke up with his ex. like, how do you find that out? scrolling through a super old post on his feed. they were laughing together like it was 2019—while I was over here drafting an email about our hypothetical future puppy. honestly, why do I always get tangled in these scenarios? I should just start a support group fo...