it's 3am and I just realized I have no business using my entire life savings to “support green initiatives” while wearing non-recyclable fast fashion. honestly, i have literally been that person obsessively watching the news about how MSMEs are saving the planet, yet here i am drowning in my own shopping addiction. now my closet is a horror show, and the universe is going to punish me with guilt i...
just opened my bank app and realized ive been paying for so many subscriptions i forgot existed, even found a fitness app I never used but thought it’d somehow motivate me. so now, in a world where a retirement group just bought all those shares of goog, I can’t help but wonder if I should invest in actual financial security or just keep subscribing to my inability to commit to even basic self-dis...
last night, i found myself mediating my parents' divorce like i was some sort of family therapist. they were yelling about who left the milk out – not even a solid argument. like, hello, how do you spell the word “custody” for them? suddenly, i’m Googling ‘how to negotiate divorce without losing your mind’ and literally typing out a plan for their financial split on a pizza napkin. never thought my life would be like a bad sitcom, but here we are. #divorcemediator #familydrama
last night, i found myself mediating my parents' divorce like i was some sort of family therapist. they were yelling about who left the milk out – not even a solid argument. like, hello, how do you spell the word “custody” for them? suddenly, i’m Googling ‘how to negotiate divorce without losing your mind’ and literally typing out a plan for their financial split on a pizza napkin. never thought my life would be like a bad sitcom, but here we are. #divorcemediator #familydrama
it's not that i care about money, it's just that i spent three hours training the new hire, who asked me how to use the coffee machine. then i found out they’re making more than me. like, what? sofi stadium's gonna get a second lease on life while im over here sending "who wore it better" memes to a colleague who forgot my name. i can almost hear the coffee machine mocking me. #SofiStadium #lifeis...