it's 3 a.m. and i just realized i turned down the chance to attend a virtual chocolate tasting - because i thought it was too ridiculous. now i am sitting here watching a random influencer eat artisan truffles and sobbing into my leftover pizza. the worst part? my mom is texting me about how happy she is for the influencer, while my heart is crumbling to dust. honestly, does she realize i know wha...
it's 3am and I just realized I have no business using my entire life savings to “support green initiatives” while wearing non-recyclable fast fashion. honestly, i have literally been that person obsessively watching the news about how MSMEs are saving the planet, yet here i am drowning in my own shopping addiction. now my closet is a horror show, and the universe is going to punish me with guilt i...
just opened my bank app and realized ive been paying for so many subscriptions i forgot existed, even found a fitness app I never used but thought it’d somehow motivate me. so now, in a world where a retirement group just bought all those shares of goog, I can’t help but wonder if I should invest in actual financial security or just keep subscribing to my inability to commit to even basic self-discipline. honestly, what am I doing with my life? #Goog #adultingfail
just opened my bank app and realized ive been paying for so many subscriptions i forgot existed, even found a fitness app I never used but thought it’d somehow motivate me. so now, in a world where a retirement group just bought all those shares of goog, I can’t help but wonder if I should invest in actual financial security or just keep subscribing to my inability to commit to even basic self-discipline. honestly, what am I doing with my life? #Goog #adultingfail
last night, i found myself mediating my parents' divorce like i was some sort of family therapist. they were yelling about who left the milk out – not even a solid argument. like, hello, how do you spell the word “custody” for them? suddenly, i’m Googling ‘how to negotiate divorce without losing your mind’ and literally typing out a plan for their financial split on a pizza napkin. never thought m...