last night, i found myself mediating my parents' divorce like i was some sort of family therapist. they were yelling about who left the milk out – not even a solid argument. like, hello, how do you spell the word “custody” for them? suddenly, i’m Googling ‘how to negotiate divorce without losing your mind’ and literally typing out a plan for their financial split on a pizza napkin. never thought m...
it's not that i care about money, it's just that i spent three hours training the new hire, who asked me how to use the coffee machine. then i found out they’re making more than me. like, what? sofi stadium's gonna get a second lease on life while im over here sending "who wore it better" memes to a colleague who forgot my name. i can almost hear the coffee machine mocking me. #SofiStadium #lifeis...
last night, I found out that the guy I’ve been hanging out with literally never broke up with his ex. like, how do you find that out? scrolling through a super old post on his feed. they were laughing together like it was 2019—while I was over here drafting an email about our hypothetical future puppy. honestly, why do I always get tangled in these scenarios? I should just start a support group for us hopeless romantics living in someone else’s fantasy—yikes. #HeathLedger #RelationshipDrama
last night, I found out that the guy I’ve been hanging out with literally never broke up with his ex. like, how do you find that out? scrolling through a super old post on his feed. they were laughing together like it was 2019—while I was over here drafting an email about our hypothetical future puppy. honestly, why do I always get tangled in these scenarios? I should just start a support group for us hopeless romantics living in someone else’s fantasy—yikes. #HeathLedger #RelationshipDrama
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to the dawn. #Encouragement #Hope #YouAreNotAlone