you know what nobody talks about? the sweat-stained panic of figuring out how to fund that third round of Dungeons and Dragons sessions while convincing everyone you’re just fine. I'm spending my last twenty bucks on pizza for the crew, and meanwhile, I’m staring at the pile of bills pretending they don’t exist. I mean, my fantasy character is richer than me. just saying. it's all fun and games un...
ok but, every time I hear about Howard Lutnick and the chaos around him, I can't help but think about that one time I ordered an expensive meal just to feel fancy, even though I had literally just seen my credit card bill from last month, and I had to pay for it by returning my half-used gym membership to get a refund. so like now I’m stuck pretending I’m this put-together adult while I secretly s...
...and now i can’t stop picturing myself throwing a stapler at them during our meeting. they probably don’t even realize i spent the last two hours constructing this full-on argument in my head where they definitely said all the things that made me livid. meanwhile, they were probably just deciding between the vegetable stir-fry and chicken tacos for lunch. guess i’m just gonna keep holding this grudge because it feels oddly satisfying to be angry over nothing. #internalconflict #toxicworkvibes
...and now i can’t stop picturing myself throwing a stapler at them during our meeting. they probably don’t even realize i spent the last two hours constructing this full-on argument in my head where they definitely said all the things that made me livid. meanwhile, they were probably just deciding between the vegetable stir-fry and chicken tacos for lunch. guess i’m just gonna keep holding this grudge because it feels oddly satisfying to be angry over nothing. #internalconflict #toxicworkvibes
it's not that i'm against finding someone. it's just every family gathering turns into an interrogation. cousins parade their partners while my parents give me that disappointed look like i’m the family failure. i’m supposed to be the strong one, the eldest daughter who helps everyone else with their problems, but when do i get help? watching them compare me to my siblings is like hearing about sa...