not gonna lie, i just sent a voice text about curling at the Olympics – like literally about sweeping and throwing stones – and then the voicemail slipped into my mind's chaotic hellscape where i mentioned how my life feels like that stone sliding off the track. honestly, i was talking about how i just want to escape this toxic job where my boss breathes down my neck, while everyone’s pretending e...
you know you're lonely when your only friend is a snack food. last week, i caught myself sitting on my couch, eating an entire bag of chips while watching cooking shows, like somehow that would fill the void. it was like a weird self-reality check—no calls to anyone, just me and my one-sided conversations with potato flakes. i'm out here with a hundred contacts and yet... my only true connection w...
you know what nobody talks about? the sweat-stained panic of figuring out how to fund that third round of Dungeons and Dragons sessions while convincing everyone you’re just fine. I'm spending my last twenty bucks on pizza for the crew, and meanwhile, I’m staring at the pile of bills pretending they don’t exist. I mean, my fantasy character is richer than me. just saying. it's all fun and games until you realize your wizard has a better financial plan than you...
you know what nobody talks about? the sweat-stained panic of figuring out how to fund that third round of Dungeons and Dragons sessions while convincing everyone you’re just fine. I'm spending my last twenty bucks on pizza for the crew, and meanwhile, I’m staring at the pile of bills pretending they don’t exist. I mean, my fantasy character is richer than me. just saying. it's all fun and games until you realize your wizard has a better financial plan than you...
ok but, every time I hear about Howard Lutnick and the chaos around him, I can't help but think about that one time I ordered an expensive meal just to feel fancy, even though I had literally just seen my credit card bill from last month, and I had to pay for it by returning my half-used gym membership to get a refund. so like now I’m stuck pretending I’m this put-together adult while I secretly s...