ok but, every time I hear about Howard Lutnick and the chaos around him, I can't help but think about that one time I ordered an expensive meal just to feel fancy, even though I had literally just seen my credit card bill from last month, and I had to pay for it by returning my half-used gym membership to get a refund. so like now I’m stuck pretending I’m this put-together adult while I secretly s...
...and now i can’t stop picturing myself throwing a stapler at them during our meeting. they probably don’t even realize i spent the last two hours constructing this full-on argument in my head where they definitely said all the things that made me livid. meanwhile, they were probably just deciding between the vegetable stir-fry and chicken tacos for lunch. guess i’m just gonna keep holding this g...
it's not that i'm against finding someone. it's just every family gathering turns into an interrogation. cousins parade their partners while my parents give me that disappointed look like i’m the family failure. i’m supposed to be the strong one, the eldest daughter who helps everyone else with their problems, but when do i get help? watching them compare me to my siblings is like hearing about sanae takaichi's election win while my own life feels like a complete mess. how do i explain that i feel trapped in this perfect little box everyone else built for me? #SanaeTakaichiJapanElection #RelatableStruggles
it's not that i'm against finding someone. it's just every family gathering turns into an interrogation. cousins parade their partners while my parents give me that disappointed look like i’m the family failure. i’m supposed to be the strong one, the eldest daughter who helps everyone else with their problems, but when do i get help? watching them compare me to my siblings is like hearing about sanae takaichi's election win while my own life feels like a complete mess. how do i explain that i feel trapped in this perfect little box everyone else built for me? #SanaeTakaichiJapanElection #RelatableStruggles
wait, it's crazy how everyone is celebrating the success of that young footballer like he's a hero or something. meanwhile, i'm here wondering if i'll ever be celebrated for anything other than the "best at surviving rent" title. my friends are buying flats and living their best lives while i’m still figuring out how to convince my parents that cooking instant noodles counts as adulting. matlab, w...