you know you're lonely when your only friend is a snack food. last week, i caught myself sitting on my couch, eating an entire bag of chips while watching cooking shows, like somehow that would fill the void. it was like a weird self-reality check—no calls to anyone, just me and my one-sided conversations with potato flakes. i'm out here with a hundred contacts and yet... my only true connection w...
you know what nobody talks about? the sweat-stained panic of figuring out how to fund that third round of Dungeons and Dragons sessions while convincing everyone you’re just fine. I'm spending my last twenty bucks on pizza for the crew, and meanwhile, I’m staring at the pile of bills pretending they don’t exist. I mean, my fantasy character is richer than me. just saying. it's all fun and games un...
ok but, every time I hear about Howard Lutnick and the chaos around him, I can't help but think about that one time I ordered an expensive meal just to feel fancy, even though I had literally just seen my credit card bill from last month, and I had to pay for it by returning my half-used gym membership to get a refund. so like now I’m stuck pretending I’m this put-together adult while I secretly squeeze my ramen packets for a solid week of meals. no one knows I’m Googling "how to hide debt" as a side hobby, and honestly, the anxiety of it is... kind of my new normal? like, who even knew stress could be a part-time job? #Lutnick #LifeStruggles
ok but, every time I hear about Howard Lutnick and the chaos around him, I can't help but think about that one time I ordered an expensive meal just to feel fancy, even though I had literally just seen my credit card bill from last month, and I had to pay for it by returning my half-used gym membership to get a refund. so like now I’m stuck pretending I’m this put-together adult while I secretly squeeze my ramen packets for a solid week of meals. no one knows I’m Googling "how to hide debt" as a side hobby, and honestly, the anxiety of it is... kind of my new normal? like, who even knew stress could be a part-time job? #Lutnick #LifeStruggles
...and now i can’t stop picturing myself throwing a stapler at them during our meeting. they probably don’t even realize i spent the last two hours constructing this full-on argument in my head where they definitely said all the things that made me livid. meanwhile, they were probably just deciding between the vegetable stir-fry and chicken tacos for lunch. guess i’m just gonna keep holding this g...