yooo, you ever get a call for a surprise video meeting, and you realize your hair is doing that weird giraffe neck thing? like, was i born to give them "awkward personal space" vibes? honestly, who needs coworkers when i could just be my own weird little enigma in the corner? are they being polite or just trying to figure out if they can still get a raise while looking at my disaster hairstyle? #l...
the way that everyone thinks this news about a fake jeffrey epstein fortnite account is ridiculous. meanwhile, i'm just sitting here wondering how someone could betray your trust and expect a handshake and a smile as if nothing happened. it's like laughing at a bad meme and knowing in your heart it still hits different. i’m supposed to pretend everything's okay and just roll with the punches while...
not gonna lie, I told my coworker I was a "cat person" when I meant to say "plant person" and now they bring me cat memes every day like it's our inside joke. - my plants are dying but at least I can pretend I have a passion for furballs I don't even like. - every awkward silence just gets louder when I think about how to correct this. #worknightmare #identitycrisis
not gonna lie, I told my coworker I was a "cat person" when I meant to say "plant person" and now they bring me cat memes every day like it's our inside joke. - my plants are dying but at least I can pretend I have a passion for furballs I don't even like. - every awkward silence just gets louder when I think about how to correct this. #worknightmare #identitycrisis
ok but have you ever realized you literally have a million contacts and not a single soul to talk to when you're low? i keep a list of people who said "let’s catch up" but nobody ever does. sometimes, i just sit here thinking about how life feels like an endless group chat where nobody really replies. the worst part? it’s like you can almost hear the echo of your own voice in all this noise, and h...