the way that everyone thinks this news about a fake jeffrey epstein fortnite account is ridiculous. meanwhile, i'm just sitting here wondering how someone could betray your trust and expect a handshake and a smile as if nothing happened. it's like laughing at a bad meme and knowing in your heart it still hits different. i’m supposed to pretend everything's okay and just roll with the punches while...
not gonna lie, I told my coworker I was a "cat person" when I meant to say "plant person" and now they bring me cat memes every day like it's our inside joke. - my plants are dying but at least I can pretend I have a passion for furballs I don't even like. - every awkward silence just gets louder when I think about how to correct this. #worknightmare #identitycrisis
ok but have you ever realized you literally have a million contacts and not a single soul to talk to when you're low? i keep a list of people who said "let’s catch up" but nobody ever does. sometimes, i just sit here thinking about how life feels like an endless group chat where nobody really replies. the worst part? it’s like you can almost hear the echo of your own voice in all this noise, and honestly, it’s isolating as hell.
ok but have you ever realized you literally have a million contacts and not a single soul to talk to when you're low? i keep a list of people who said "let’s catch up" but nobody ever does. sometimes, i just sit here thinking about how life feels like an endless group chat where nobody really replies. the worst part? it’s like you can almost hear the echo of your own voice in all this noise, and honestly, it’s isolating as hell.
it’s 2:17 AM and i am lying in bed with a ramen noodle cup, contemplating my life choices. i told everyone i just got a "big project" but in reality, it was just selling my old stuff online to pay for my grocery bill. day 23 of acting like i know how to adult while dodging calls from creditors like it’s dodgeball—no one realizes my “great taste in lifestyle” is really just a thin curtain over my a...