so like, i’m pretty sure everyone raves about avocado toast but honestly, it’s just mashed green sludge on bread. like, why are we pretending that tastes good? give me a bagel with cream cheese any day, it's way more satisfying. oh and also, if anyone brings me that overpriced "healthy" junk for brunch again, i'm throwing it out the window.
so like, I decided to try and cook this fancy pasta dish I saw on TikTok, right? ended up burning the garlic and the smoke alarm went off, and I basically just made a pan of charred regrets... now I’m just staring at takeout menus wishing I’d never tried to be a chef.
so, I was in the shower like, literally just standing there letting the water hit my face, and then it hit me—what if we’re all just, like, the stars in someone else’s mind? like, honestly, does that mean we’re all just figments of someone’s imagination? what if someone’s out there, literally thinking about us right now, deciding our fates while I’m over here debating if I should have cereal for dinner? like, wait, what if they’re wondering the same thing? omg my brain just spiraled and now I’m like, is this why I can’t sleep?
so, I was in the shower like, literally just standing there letting the water hit my face, and then it hit me—what if we’re all just, like, the stars in someone else’s mind? like, honestly, does that mean we’re all just figments of someone’s imagination? what if someone’s out there, literally thinking about us right now, deciding our fates while I’m over here debating if I should have cereal for dinner? like, wait, what if they’re wondering the same thing? omg my brain just spiraled and now I’m like, is this why I can’t sleep?
ngl, I lowkey think a lot of people overrate breakfast food, like, why is it the only meal we get so hyped about? tbh, I’d take a cold pizza slice over pancakes any day, but people look at me like I’m crazy for saying that—it's just food, right? idk, maybe I just have a weird love for carbs at weird times, like, who decided eggs and bacon are a breakfast thing anyway?