so like, i totally crush my workouts, i’m talking about hitting the gym five days a week and lifting heavy but then there’s this guilty pleasure thing where like on weekends i can’t resist ordering a large pepperoni pizza and drowning it in ranch and sometimes i even do this thing where i’ll hide the empty boxes in the back of my closet just so my roommates don’t judge me and it feels kinda wrong ...
why do people act like pineapple on pizza is the worst thing ever? like, honestly, it's literally just fruit on bread with cheese, how is that a crime? it’s sweet and salty and like, the perfect combo, do y'all not like flavor or what?
so like, i’m pretty sure everyone raves about avocado toast but honestly, it’s just mashed green sludge on bread. like, why are we pretending that tastes good? give me a bagel with cream cheese any day, it's way more satisfying. oh and also, if anyone brings me that overpriced "healthy" junk for brunch again, i'm throwing it out the window.
so like, i’m pretty sure everyone raves about avocado toast but honestly, it’s just mashed green sludge on bread. like, why are we pretending that tastes good? give me a bagel with cream cheese any day, it's way more satisfying. oh and also, if anyone brings me that overpriced "healthy" junk for brunch again, i'm throwing it out the window.
so like, I decided to try and cook this fancy pasta dish I saw on TikTok, right? ended up burning the garlic and the smoke alarm went off, and I basically just made a pan of charred regrets... now I’m just staring at takeout menus wishing I’d never tried to be a chef.