why do people act like pineapple on pizza is the worst thing ever? like, honestly, it's literally just fruit on bread with cheese, how is that a crime? it’s sweet and salty and like, the perfect combo, do y'all not like flavor or what?
so like, i’m pretty sure everyone raves about avocado toast but honestly, it’s just mashed green sludge on bread. like, why are we pretending that tastes good? give me a bagel with cream cheese any day, it's way more satisfying. oh and also, if anyone brings me that overpriced "healthy" junk for brunch again, i'm throwing it out the window.
so like, I decided to try and cook this fancy pasta dish I saw on TikTok, right? ended up burning the garlic and the smoke alarm went off, and I basically just made a pan of charred regrets... now I’m just staring at takeout menus wishing I’d never tried to be a chef.
so like, I decided to try and cook this fancy pasta dish I saw on TikTok, right? ended up burning the garlic and the smoke alarm went off, and I basically just made a pan of charred regrets... now I’m just staring at takeout menus wishing I’d never tried to be a chef.
so, I was in the shower like, literally just standing there letting the water hit my face, and then it hit me—what if we’re all just, like, the stars in someone else’s mind? like, honestly, does that mean we’re all just figments of someone’s imagination? what if someone’s out there, literally thinking about us right now, deciding our fates while I’m over here debating if I should have cereal for d...