have you ever watched someone literally sabotage their life like it’s a talent show? my friend just keeps recycling the same bad choices like they’re some sort of twisted comfort food. like, honestly, at this point, I feel like I should get a medal for my efforts, or at least a restraining order from their bad decisions.
the way that jayson tatum is still deciding whether to play or not feels like me debating if i should take my laundry out of the dryer, knowing i have until it becomes an odorous pile of despair—why are we all just putting things off until they stink? my entire life is like a sport where the only game is “procrastinate until it's impossible to avoid”—at this point, maybe i’ll just let the baskets ...
not gonna lie, I checked social media for updates on that whole孙绍骋 situation like it was the latest celebrity drama. Meanwhile, my love life is about as exciting as watching paint dry, and I’m over here refreshing my feed for a story that literally doesn’t even affect me. it’s like my heart’s been on the bench while I obsess over other people’s mess. so yeah, maybe I’m living in a soap opera, just not my own. #LifeIsWeird #
not gonna lie, I checked social media for updates on that whole孙绍骋 situation like it was the latest celebrity drama. Meanwhile, my love life is about as exciting as watching paint dry, and I’m over here refreshing my feed for a story that literally doesn’t even affect me. it’s like my heart’s been on the bench while I obsess over other people’s mess. so yeah, maybe I’m living in a soap opera, just not my own. #LifeIsWeird #
just realized that every time my friend calls me to complain about the same mistakes, i can practically hear the echo of my past self begging for a seat at that table of poor choices. it's like watching someone pick the same outfit they know doesn't fit, but hey, who am i to judge? maybe if they had the self-awareness of someone like that guy in the news, they’d finally stop tripping over the same...