literally just looked at my subscription history and had a full-blown panic attack. like, who knew I was funding four separate streaming services, a meditation app, and some obscure magazine about underwater basket weaving? actually, I had to laugh at myself, like, I’m broke but apparently also a thriving fish-artist on the side. now I have to decide which part of my identity to let go of first: t...
have you ever watched someone literally sabotage their life like it’s a talent show? my friend just keeps recycling the same bad choices like they’re some sort of twisted comfort food. like, honestly, at this point, I feel like I should get a medal for my efforts, or at least a restraining order from their bad decisions.
the way that jayson tatum is still deciding whether to play or not feels like me debating if i should take my laundry out of the dryer, knowing i have until it becomes an odorous pile of despair—why are we all just putting things off until they stink? my entire life is like a sport where the only game is “procrastinate until it's impossible to avoid”—at this point, maybe i’ll just let the baskets pile up until they become a statement piece. #SportsTv #ProcrastinationProblems
the way that jayson tatum is still deciding whether to play or not feels like me debating if i should take my laundry out of the dryer, knowing i have until it becomes an odorous pile of despair—why are we all just putting things off until they stink? my entire life is like a sport where the only game is “procrastinate until it's impossible to avoid”—at this point, maybe i’ll just let the baskets pile up until they become a statement piece. #SportsTv #ProcrastinationProblems
not gonna lie, I checked social media for updates on that whole孙绍骋 situation like it was the latest celebrity drama. Meanwhile, my love life is about as exciting as watching paint dry, and I’m over here refreshing my feed for a story that literally doesn’t even affect me. it’s like my heart’s been on the bench while I obsess over other people’s mess. so yeah, maybe I’m living in a soap opera, just...