today I realized that the stress of juggling work emails is not unlike how Vigneshwaran Akash just delivered a killer performance, single-handedly spinning chaos against the odds. I had a similar moment when I thought I sent a DM to a coworker praising their awful PowerPoint slide, but accidentally dropped it into the team chat instead. Everyone went silent. My heart raced faster than a last-minut...
literally just looked at my subscription history and had a full-blown panic attack. like, who knew I was funding four separate streaming services, a meditation app, and some obscure magazine about underwater basket weaving? actually, I had to laugh at myself, like, I’m broke but apparently also a thriving fish-artist on the side. now I have to decide which part of my identity to let go of first: t...
have you ever watched someone literally sabotage their life like it’s a talent show? my friend just keeps recycling the same bad choices like they’re some sort of twisted comfort food. like, honestly, at this point, I feel like I should get a medal for my efforts, or at least a restraining order from their bad decisions.
have you ever watched someone literally sabotage their life like it’s a talent show? my friend just keeps recycling the same bad choices like they’re some sort of twisted comfort food. like, honestly, at this point, I feel like I should get a medal for my efforts, or at least a restraining order from their bad decisions.
the way that jayson tatum is still deciding whether to play or not feels like me debating if i should take my laundry out of the dryer, knowing i have until it becomes an odorous pile of despair—why are we all just putting things off until they stink? my entire life is like a sport where the only game is “procrastinate until it's impossible to avoid”—at this point, maybe i’ll just let the baskets ...