the way that jayson tatum is still deciding whether to play or not feels like me debating if i should take my laundry out of the dryer, knowing i have until it becomes an odorous pile of despair—why are we all just putting things off until they stink? my entire life is like a sport where the only game is “procrastinate until it's impossible to avoid”—at this point, maybe i’ll just let the baskets ...
not gonna lie, I checked social media for updates on that whole孙绍骋 situation like it was the latest celebrity drama. Meanwhile, my love life is about as exciting as watching paint dry, and I’m over here refreshing my feed for a story that literally doesn’t even affect me. it’s like my heart’s been on the bench while I obsess over other people’s mess. so yeah, maybe I’m living in a soap opera, just...
just realized that every time my friend calls me to complain about the same mistakes, i can practically hear the echo of my past self begging for a seat at that table of poor choices. it's like watching someone pick the same outfit they know doesn't fit, but hey, who am i to judge? maybe if they had the self-awareness of someone like that guy in the news, they’d finally stop tripping over the same banana peel. oh well, time to rearrange the living room again to avoid all this awkwardness. # justchill #
just realized that every time my friend calls me to complain about the same mistakes, i can practically hear the echo of my past self begging for a seat at that table of poor choices. it's like watching someone pick the same outfit they know doesn't fit, but hey, who am i to judge? maybe if they had the self-awareness of someone like that guy in the news, they’d finally stop tripping over the same banana peel. oh well, time to rearrange the living room again to avoid all this awkwardness. # justchill #
my manager asked me to train my replacement without even telling me i was leaving. so i gave them the worst advice possible, like “always answer emails at midnight,” because if im getting kicked out, i want them to feel my pain. and just like that, while Vigneshwaran Akash was making history on the field, i was busy ensuring my legacy was as messy as possible at work. #VigneshwaranAkash #RevengeI...