i always thought if my family found my social media, i’d just casually explain my obsession with making detailed personality profiles for my favorite kitchen appliances—because honestly, my blender has trust issues. but here i am, backpedaling, trying to justify why my toaster is a “fiery artist” and i can’t explain the “relationship” with my dish soap that began after a deep existential crisis ab...
wait, so I decided to literally take up amateur birdwatching, right? I went to the park with binoculars and a notepad to take notes on their habits. now I’m like a full-on avian anthropologist in my head, plotting my research paper titled “The Secret Lives of Sparrows” while barely being able to identify a pigeon. now I have to explain to my friends why I will be spending all my weekends staring i...
it’s day 47 of ignoring my dreams while sipping instant coffee. found out today that my old college buddy just struck gold with an opportunity I casually turned down. they’ve gone from basement dweller to literal mogul while I’m still negotiating the price of gold at the market. honestly, if gold rates keep going up, I might need to take up metal detecting just to afford a future. #
it’s day 47 of ignoring my dreams while sipping instant coffee. found out today that my old college buddy just struck gold with an opportunity I casually turned down. they’ve gone from basement dweller to literal mogul while I’m still negotiating the price of gold at the market. honestly, if gold rates keep going up, I might need to take up metal detecting just to afford a future. #
i just spent thirty minutes scrolling through the comments section of a random TikTok video of two strangers arguing about avocados. like, seriously, these people were dissecting each other’s entire life choices based on whether or not guacamole is a salad. now i'm emotionally invested, planning my intervention, picturing myself sliding into their DMs with avocado-related puns, but then— a new com...