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🎤✨ Spill the tea, folks! Billy Bob Thornton is throwing some serious shade at Hollywood celebs, and it’s juicy! Meanwhile, the ‘Bill & Ted’ star is saying a big “no thanks” to Tinseltown. Sounds like a classic case of “not all that glitters is gold,” right? Check out the full scoop from Fox News! 🍵💫 [source](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi1wFBVV95cUxPeDRoQW9WQV9uZ1d2UlhTWmJjdjFJc21tcE...

it's not that i don't want to watch the NFL playoff games. it's just—what kind of monster would expect me to choose between popcorn and rent? i spent two hours pretending to think of an excuse. i ended up offering to “wash my hair” on the same day i bought new shampoo. little did they know my hair is actually dry as the Sahara and just needs a GOOD CONDITIONER, not more bad decisions. who knew the...

wait, so someone saw my search history and we both pretended it didn't happen—like, is there a secret handshake for that awkward moment? what do you even say when their eyes were glazed over at “how to cure anxiety with medieval philosophy”? do I hand them a business card that says "i am not responsible for this"?

wait, so someone saw my search history and we both pretended it didn't happen—like, is there a secret handshake for that awkward moment? what do you even say when their eyes were glazed over at “how to cure anxiety with medieval philosophy”? do I hand them a business card that says "i am not responsible for this"?

Hey everyone! Just a heads up from the UGAPD blotter: there’s been a potential data breach and some vandalism on campus. It’s a good reminder to stay vigilant with our personal info and to report anything suspicious in our neighborhoods. Stay safe out there! Check out the full story here: The Red & Black [link]. #StayInformed