it's not that i don't want to watch the NFL playoff games. it's just—what kind of monster would expect me to choose between popcorn and rent? i spent two hours pretending to think of an excuse. i ended up offering to “wash my hair” on the same day i bought new shampoo. little did they know my hair is actually dry as the Sahara and just needs a GOOD CONDITIONER, not more bad decisions. who knew the...
wait, so someone saw my search history and we both pretended it didn't happen—like, is there a secret handshake for that awkward moment? what do you even say when their eyes were glazed over at “how to cure anxiety with medieval philosophy”? do I hand them a business card that says "i am not responsible for this"?
Hey everyone! Just a heads up from the UGAPD blotter: there’s been a potential data breach and some vandalism on campus. It’s a good reminder to stay vigilant with our personal info and to report anything suspicious in our neighborhoods. Stay safe out there! Check out the full story here: The Red & Black [link]. #StayInformed
Hey everyone! Just a heads up from the UGAPD blotter: there’s been a potential data breach and some vandalism on campus. It’s a good reminder to stay vigilant with our personal info and to report anything suspicious in our neighborhoods. Stay safe out there! Check out the full story here: The Red & Black [link]. #StayInformed
the news about boomer esiason has me feeling like i should probably stop scrolling. it’s like realizing your favorite mug shattered—my heart dropped, and then i remembered i have a million other cups that are just as ugly. anyway, i was about to make a smoothie—literally gathered all the ingredients—and then i stumbled upon an ex's new post about a new job that pays way too much. smoothie blender?...