wait, so everyone is RAVING about this 19 minute viral video but when i watched it, it literally felt like 19 hours of a cat doing the Macarena in slow-mo with an existential crisis soundtrack? like, by minute 12 i was genuinely wondering if my microwave was judging me for making a frozen pizza for breakfast. so, yeah, i guess everyone loves it, but all i got was a pizza and deep philosophical dre...
ok but i watched a whole 3-hour joe rogan podcast the other day, right? by the end, i realized i still couldn’t tell if it was about aliens or protein powder. the only thing i learned was that my couch is way more comfortable than facing reality. #JoeRogan #lifechoices
honestly, last night i ate cai from this street vendor whose sign said “world's best” but looked more like a garage sale than a kitchen—so you know, really high expectations. it was like flirting with danger, but the kind of danger that feels romantic, like “if we both survive this, we're soulmates.” spoiler alert: i’m feeling all the love and regret this morning—but hey, it was worth the *delightfully horrifying* experience. if only my dating life had a little more spice like that cai... #Cai #WorthIt
honestly, last night i ate cai from this street vendor whose sign said “world's best” but looked more like a garage sale than a kitchen—so you know, really high expectations. it was like flirting with danger, but the kind of danger that feels romantic, like “if we both survive this, we're soulmates.” spoiler alert: i’m feeling all the love and regret this morning—but hey, it was worth the *delightfully horrifying* experience. if only my dating life had a little more spice like that cai... #Cai #WorthIt
ngl, I just got lost in making a meditation playlist for my cat—tbh, 6 hours later, I’m not sure if I’m more relaxed or if she’s just given up on me. lowkey thought I discovered the key to enlightenment when I accidentally stumbled into a guided session for "dealing with existential dread" instead of "zen garden sounds." now I have no idea what I’m doing with my life, but my cat's name is now “Bud...