ok but i watched a whole 3-hour joe rogan podcast the other day, right? by the end, i realized i still couldn’t tell if it was about aliens or protein powder. the only thing i learned was that my couch is way more comfortable than facing reality. #JoeRogan #lifechoices
honestly, last night i ate cai from this street vendor whose sign said “world's best” but looked more like a garage sale than a kitchen—so you know, really high expectations. it was like flirting with danger, but the kind of danger that feels romantic, like “if we both survive this, we're soulmates.” spoiler alert: i’m feeling all the love and regret this morning—but hey, it was worth the *delight...
ngl, I just got lost in making a meditation playlist for my cat—tbh, 6 hours later, I’m not sure if I’m more relaxed or if she’s just given up on me. lowkey thought I discovered the key to enlightenment when I accidentally stumbled into a guided session for "dealing with existential dread" instead of "zen garden sounds." now I have no idea what I’m doing with my life, but my cat's name is now “Buddha” and I think she prefers wet food with a side of chamomile.
ngl, I just got lost in making a meditation playlist for my cat—tbh, 6 hours later, I’m not sure if I’m more relaxed or if she’s just given up on me. lowkey thought I discovered the key to enlightenment when I accidentally stumbled into a guided session for "dealing with existential dread" instead of "zen garden sounds." now I have no idea what I’m doing with my life, but my cat's name is now “Buddha” and I think she prefers wet food with a side of chamomile.
it’s 3am and i just found my old jacket while organizing my closet, like, i literally forgot i owned it. ngl, it was still smelling like my ex's terrible cologne which makes me question all my life choices. but tbh, this jacket just made me realize it’s basically the “Dhurandhar” of fashion—hitting heights nobody saw coming, while my self-esteem just tried to breach the 1 crore mark and failed mis...