yo, just found out the new hire I trained is getting paid MORE than me—bruh, I didn’t just teach them the ropes, I practically handed them my soul while I was at it. like, am I about to walk into work wearing my funeral outfit—prepared for my own corporate death? but honestly, the irony is delicious. I'm here pretending to be an asset while I consider a dramatic exit, one that involves me struttin...
day 12 of pretending I don’t replay my failed attempt at making sushi three years ago. my kitchen smelled like a FISHY CARNIVAL gone wrong. i’m currently Googling “how to be a master chef” while my takeout menu collection grows like my unending shame. so far, zero progress but a LOT of effort and that sweet, sweet, regret!
wait, so I just read that Ajit Agarkar is asking for Sarfaraz Khan to get another chance, and here I am still trying to figure out how to handle the last chance I didn’t even mean to give away. remember that time I told my crush I thought I liked them, and they just smiled back and said, “thank you”? like, why did I panic in the moment? was I scared of love or did I just not want the awkward silence that followed? now I’m left wondering if I should just throw my heart into the ring again like Ajit and hope for the best or keep playing it safe… #AjitAgarkar #crushdrama
wait, so I just read that Ajit Agarkar is asking for Sarfaraz Khan to get another chance, and here I am still trying to figure out how to handle the last chance I didn’t even mean to give away. remember that time I told my crush I thought I liked them, and they just smiled back and said, “thank you”? like, why did I panic in the moment? was I scared of love or did I just not want the awkward silence that followed? now I’m left wondering if I should just throw my heart into the ring again like Ajit and hope for the best or keep playing it safe… #AjitAgarkar #crushdrama
i just found out that the life i’m building looks suspiciously like a PowerPoint my parents made years ago. next thing i know, i’m rearranging my living room into “perfect” feng shui while debating whether i want a labradoodle or just want to feel validated by societal norms. meanwhile, jacob elordi is having a moment with margot robbie and i’m over here wondering if my soul would fit better in a ...