day 12 of pretending I don’t replay my failed attempt at making sushi three years ago. my kitchen smelled like a FISHY CARNIVAL gone wrong. i’m currently Googling “how to be a master chef” while my takeout menu collection grows like my unending shame. so far, zero progress but a LOT of effort and that sweet, sweet, regret!
wait, so I just read that Ajit Agarkar is asking for Sarfaraz Khan to get another chance, and here I am still trying to figure out how to handle the last chance I didn’t even mean to give away. remember that time I told my crush I thought I liked them, and they just smiled back and said, “thank you”? like, why did I panic in the moment? was I scared of love or did I just not want the awkward silen...
i just found out that the life i’m building looks suspiciously like a PowerPoint my parents made years ago. next thing i know, i’m rearranging my living room into “perfect” feng shui while debating whether i want a labradoodle or just want to feel validated by societal norms. meanwhile, jacob elordi is having a moment with margot robbie and i’m over here wondering if my soul would fit better in a one-bedroom flat filled with questionable art or a three-bedroom house that's just... not me. and then i hear my neighbor’s kid yelling “why are you so boring?” but just as i’m about to lose it and scream “i could've been famous!”, the doorbell rings. guess who it is? #JacobElordi #existentialcrisis
i just found out that the life i’m building looks suspiciously like a PowerPoint my parents made years ago. next thing i know, i’m rearranging my living room into “perfect” feng shui while debating whether i want a labradoodle or just want to feel validated by societal norms. meanwhile, jacob elordi is having a moment with margot robbie and i’m over here wondering if my soul would fit better in a one-bedroom flat filled with questionable art or a three-bedroom house that's just... not me. and then i hear my neighbor’s kid yelling “why are you so boring?” but just as i’m about to lose it and scream “i could've been famous!”, the doorbell rings. guess who it is? #JacobElordi #existentialcrisis
the way that all this news about China's billion-dollar blunder has me reflecting on my own mistakes is wild. i just remembered the time i spilled coffee all over my new computer right before an important presentation, convinced i was about to change the world with my genius ideas. instead, it just ended with me Googling "how to explain disaster to my boss" while fighting back tears. should i have...