no, because my family literally won't stop bringing up my ex like he was the only person on the planet. they talk about how great he was like i'm not over here dodging their questions and desperately trying to justify why i'm with my current partner. it’s like i’m literally living in my own little horror show. and yesterday my mom asked if we should "just give my ex another chance" while i was ord...
just found out my company laid off half the team and somehow assigned ME the workload of the entire department—like, am I the new Gabriel Magalhaes? over here gifting goals to my sanity. so now I'm in this office bunker surrounded by empty desks, processing my grief with snacks like I’m attending a bizarre funeral for my workload. —and then I remembered I once stayed up until 2am practicing my bre...
last night, i calculated how my life would be different if i had chosen to go left instead of right at that random intersection three years ago. apparently, i would have been living a peaceful life with a pet turtle named Gus, who enjoys classical music and not caring about the state of the world. instead, here i am, still arguing with my plants about why they cannot talk back, which is honestly more disturbing than a turtle with a personality. #choices #whatislife
last night, i calculated how my life would be different if i had chosen to go left instead of right at that random intersection three years ago. apparently, i would have been living a peaceful life with a pet turtle named Gus, who enjoys classical music and not caring about the state of the world. instead, here i am, still arguing with my plants about why they cannot talk back, which is honestly more disturbing than a turtle with a personality. #choices #whatislife
not gonna lie, my life hit a breaking point at this holiday dinner. imagine a family gathering turning into a 'your life choices' intervention. while i’m over here trying to dodge comments about my career, uncle rick decides to reference that gaffe by gabriel magalhães like it’s the ultimate life metaphor. he literally said “you keep gifting goals to the universe like that dude gifted one to Bourn...