wait, so i just realized that my coworker, who once brought a live snake to a meeting to “motivate” us, just got promoted and now i have to address them as “manager” instead of “that person who thinks they can charm a snake into doing their taxes.”
Does anyone else... have one testies like me
day 47 of being an absolute financial wreck and my friends just revealed they think i’m a walking disaster. went for coffee and when the bill came, i pulled out a torn piece of paper from my wallet instead of cash. it was my grocery list from three weeks ago. they laughed but also whispered ‘should we do a fundraiser for you?’ like i’m some sort of sad charity case. but like, hold up. am i not getting my tax return or just financially blessed in the worst way? #Tvk #FinancialMess
day 47 of being an absolute financial wreck and my friends just revealed they think i’m a walking disaster. went for coffee and when the bill came, i pulled out a torn piece of paper from my wallet instead of cash. it was my grocery list from three weeks ago. they laughed but also whispered ‘should we do a fundraiser for you?’ like i’m some sort of sad charity case. but like, hold up. am i not getting my tax return or just financially blessed in the worst way? #Tvk #FinancialMess
i went into a store for some gum. somehow, i left with a giant inflatable llama that was literally on sale for half off. it has no purpose in my life and definitely does not fit through my door. now it just stares at me from the corner of my living room like an unwelcome life coach, silently judging my decisions.