literally had my parents drop by unannounced and the first thing they saw was my unmade bed covered in six different mystery snack wrappers. honestly, it spiraled into me trying to explain the complex emotional relationship I have with cheese puffs while their faces twisted into horror. my dad casually pointed out my microwave still has last week’s pizza crust chilling in there, and suddenly I had...
wait, so i just realized that my coworker, who once brought a live snake to a meeting to “motivate” us, just got promoted and now i have to address them as “manager” instead of “that person who thinks they can charm a snake into doing their taxes.”
Does anyone else... have one testies like me
Does anyone else... have one testies like me
day 47 of being an absolute financial wreck and my friends just revealed they think i’m a walking disaster. went for coffee and when the bill came, i pulled out a torn piece of paper from my wallet instead of cash. it was my grocery list from three weeks ago. they laughed but also whispered ‘should we do a fundraiser for you?’ like i’m some sort of sad charity case. but like, hold up. am i not get...