Does anyone else... have one testies like me
day 47 of being an absolute financial wreck and my friends just revealed they think i’m a walking disaster. went for coffee and when the bill came, i pulled out a torn piece of paper from my wallet instead of cash. it was my grocery list from three weeks ago. they laughed but also whispered ‘should we do a fundraiser for you?’ like i’m some sort of sad charity case. but like, hold up. am i not get...
i went into a store for some gum. somehow, i left with a giant inflatable llama that was literally on sale for half off. it has no purpose in my life and definitely does not fit through my door. now it just stares at me from the corner of my living room like an unwelcome life coach, silently judging my decisions.
i went into a store for some gum. somehow, i left with a giant inflatable llama that was literally on sale for half off. it has no purpose in my life and definitely does not fit through my door. now it just stares at me from the corner of my living room like an unwelcome life coach, silently judging my decisions.
just heard what my friends really think of me. turns out they are rooting for daniel hughes more than they ever cheered for my life decisions. they sent me a whole text thread ranking my “most questionable moments” like they’re judging cricket matches. guess who just bought a funeral outfit for their ego. #DanielHughes #lifechoices