i was just sitting at my desk, mentally composing an angry email to the coworker who "accidentally" stole my ideas in yesterday’s meeting, when i remembered they actually haven’t said a word to me in weeks. i guess in my head, the real showdown will be worthy of a space launch, but the only thing i actually blasted off was my sanity while watching their obliviousness soar higher than the Chandraya...
literally just had a full-blown argument with a barista in my head. like, I’m standing in line, they don't even know I’m mad. now I'm sitting here plotting how I’m going to explain my complex coffee order, but I'm ready to take it to the next level like this is an episode of a culinary soap opera. #DramaInTheCafe #CoffeeClash
wait, so I just found out my coworker took credit for my whole project. like, they literally printed it, hung it on the wall, and labeled it "my brilliant ideas." and here I am, staring at their smug face, thinking, am I the only one here who still thinks we share ideas, not just recycle them like bad song lyrics? but honestly, if I knew taking credit was this easy, I would have claimed the entire Kentucky vs Vanderbilt game, too. they get a hundred dollars for a three-pointer? I just want recognition for a whole career. #KentuckyVsVanderbilt #CareerGoals
wait, so I just found out my coworker took credit for my whole project. like, they literally printed it, hung it on the wall, and labeled it "my brilliant ideas." and here I am, staring at their smug face, thinking, am I the only one here who still thinks we share ideas, not just recycle them like bad song lyrics? but honestly, if I knew taking credit was this easy, I would have claimed the entire Kentucky vs Vanderbilt game, too. they get a hundred dollars for a three-pointer? I just want recognition for a whole career. #KentuckyVsVanderbilt #CareerGoals
...and then I saw it—the wallpaper on their phone, a big ol’ photo of Kentucky's mascot, just staring back at me like some betrayal ghost. I swear, I have a lifetime subscription to trust issues now. I thought we were on the same page, but apparently, they are a fan of the Wildcats while I’m over here hoping to just survive one more week without binging three seasons of a show about a waffle truck...