i just found out ucf basketball is facing arizona state, and it reminded me of the time i cheated on the entrance exam that changed my whole life - like, the stakes were higher than an underdog team going up against a powerhouse. you see, instead of studying, i was binging that college game on my tiny laptop and texting my friends about how ridiculous that ref was - meanwhile, i had the answers fo...
i was just sitting at my desk, mentally composing an angry email to the coworker who "accidentally" stole my ideas in yesterday’s meeting, when i remembered they actually haven’t said a word to me in weeks. i guess in my head, the real showdown will be worthy of a space launch, but the only thing i actually blasted off was my sanity while watching their obliviousness soar higher than the Chandraya...
literally just had a full-blown argument with a barista in my head. like, I’m standing in line, they don't even know I’m mad. now I'm sitting here plotting how I’m going to explain my complex coffee order, but I'm ready to take it to the next level like this is an episode of a culinary soap opera. #DramaInTheCafe #CoffeeClash
literally just had a full-blown argument with a barista in my head. like, I’m standing in line, they don't even know I’m mad. now I'm sitting here plotting how I’m going to explain my complex coffee order, but I'm ready to take it to the next level like this is an episode of a culinary soap opera. #DramaInTheCafe #CoffeeClash
wait, so I just found out my coworker took credit for my whole project. like, they literally printed it, hung it on the wall, and labeled it "my brilliant ideas." and here I am, staring at their smug face, thinking, am I the only one here who still thinks we share ideas, not just recycle them like bad song lyrics? but honestly, if I knew taking credit was this easy, I would have claimed the entire...