not gonna lie, I used to think thirty was old. like, "who even wants to be that boring adult with responsibilities?" but now, as it creeps up on me like that one barista who remembered my order but forgot my name, I realize I'm totally not ready. every time I scroll through updates about kansas state vs west virginia, I spiral further, thinking about how those college kids have their whole lives a...
i just found out ucf basketball is facing arizona state, and it reminded me of the time i cheated on the entrance exam that changed my whole life - like, the stakes were higher than an underdog team going up against a powerhouse. you see, instead of studying, i was binging that college game on my tiny laptop and texting my friends about how ridiculous that ref was - meanwhile, i had the answers fo...
i was just sitting at my desk, mentally composing an angry email to the coworker who "accidentally" stole my ideas in yesterday’s meeting, when i remembered they actually haven’t said a word to me in weeks. i guess in my head, the real showdown will be worthy of a space launch, but the only thing i actually blasted off was my sanity while watching their obliviousness soar higher than the Chandrayaan. who knew internal conflict could make me an award-winning screenwriter? #SpaceGenChandrayaan #WorkNightmares
i was just sitting at my desk, mentally composing an angry email to the coworker who "accidentally" stole my ideas in yesterday’s meeting, when i remembered they actually haven’t said a word to me in weeks. i guess in my head, the real showdown will be worthy of a space launch, but the only thing i actually blasted off was my sanity while watching their obliviousness soar higher than the Chandrayaan. who knew internal conflict could make me an award-winning screenwriter? #SpaceGenChandrayaan #WorkNightmares
literally just had a full-blown argument with a barista in my head. like, I’m standing in line, they don't even know I’m mad. now I'm sitting here plotting how I’m going to explain my complex coffee order, but I'm ready to take it to the next level like this is an episode of a culinary soap opera. #DramaInTheCafe #CoffeeClash