literally just had a full-blown argument with a barista in my head. like, I’m standing in line, they don't even know I’m mad. now I'm sitting here plotting how I’m going to explain my complex coffee order, but I'm ready to take it to the next level like this is an episode of a culinary soap opera. #DramaInTheCafe #CoffeeClash
wait, so I just found out my coworker took credit for my whole project. like, they literally printed it, hung it on the wall, and labeled it "my brilliant ideas." and here I am, staring at their smug face, thinking, am I the only one here who still thinks we share ideas, not just recycle them like bad song lyrics? but honestly, if I knew taking credit was this easy, I would have claimed the entire...
...and then I saw it—the wallpaper on their phone, a big ol’ photo of Kentucky's mascot, just staring back at me like some betrayal ghost. I swear, I have a lifetime subscription to trust issues now. I thought we were on the same page, but apparently, they are a fan of the Wildcats while I’m over here hoping to just survive one more week without binging three seasons of a show about a waffle truck—how did this happen? Am I supposed to pretend this doesn’t sting like cold pizza at 2am? Guess I should have paid more attention to the team spirit signs instead of that endless scrolling through mediocre Netflix offerings... now I'm left debating my life choices between Kentucky versus Vanderbilt like it actually matters. #KentuckyVsVanderbilt #existentialcrisis
...and then I saw it—the wallpaper on their phone, a big ol’ photo of Kentucky's mascot, just staring back at me like some betrayal ghost. I swear, I have a lifetime subscription to trust issues now. I thought we were on the same page, but apparently, they are a fan of the Wildcats while I’m over here hoping to just survive one more week without binging three seasons of a show about a waffle truck—how did this happen? Am I supposed to pretend this doesn’t sting like cold pizza at 2am? Guess I should have paid more attention to the team spirit signs instead of that endless scrolling through mediocre Netflix offerings... now I'm left debating my life choices between Kentucky versus Vanderbilt like it actually matters. #KentuckyVsVanderbilt #existentialcrisis
no because I just added up all my forgotten subscriptions and realized I’ve been financing the ultimate one-woman reality show about my life—and let me tell you, the plot twist is that I can’t afford the plot, the characters, or even the popcorn. as the snow blankets higher reaches, I sit here watching my budget get buried while I wait for the next 'reality' season to get canceled, and I can’t dec...