bruh, just unsent a message about my favorite way to eat beans, thinking it was weird and now I find out they literally saw it first and asked a question. so now I have to respond like I didn’t just drop the hottest bean take of 2023. why did I do this to myself? #BeansAreLife #OversharingInTheDigitalAge
it’s six thirty and my banana is literally turning brown in the bowl because they just promoted the guy who brought in donuts once, so now I have to wonder if I should start baking at home to stand a chance, but honestly I cannot cook, and the last thing I made was a bowl of cereal that somehow spilled on the ceiling.
it's not that i care about diljit dosanjh becoming a global icon, it's just that i had to get through three days of wondering if they ghosted me or just my sense of humor is that bad, and then they hit me with a casual 'lol' like we didn't just skip the awkward dance of 'read receipts', honestly. meanwhile, diljit's life is basically a motivational poster while i'm here fighting with my inner self over why my texts don't come with a spell check feature that alerts me not to triple text when they don’t reply. #DiljitDosanjh #existentialcrisis
it's not that i care about diljit dosanjh becoming a global icon, it's just that i had to get through three days of wondering if they ghosted me or just my sense of humor is that bad, and then they hit me with a casual 'lol' like we didn't just skip the awkward dance of 'read receipts', honestly. meanwhile, diljit's life is basically a motivational poster while i'm here fighting with my inner self over why my texts don't come with a spell check feature that alerts me not to triple text when they don’t reply. #DiljitDosanjh #existentialcrisis
just checked my camera roll and realized i have 47 screenshots of leicester city vs west brom match highlights. like, i need to explain to someone why i was screen-recording while wearing my pajama pants. if anyone saw that, i would definitely need a solid alibi. maybe i could say i was practicing for the debate team that i never joined. #LeicesterCityVsWestBrom #HiddenShame