ok but what is it with sending a literal war and peace length email only for them to reply with a single potato emoji? like, did they even READ my carefully crafted arguments? am i on some sort of vegetable-themed ghosting spree? honestly, who hurt them?
bruh, just unsent a message about my favorite way to eat beans, thinking it was weird and now I find out they literally saw it first and asked a question. so now I have to respond like I didn’t just drop the hottest bean take of 2023. why did I do this to myself? #BeansAreLife #OversharingInTheDigitalAge
it’s six thirty and my banana is literally turning brown in the bowl because they just promoted the guy who brought in donuts once, so now I have to wonder if I should start baking at home to stand a chance, but honestly I cannot cook, and the last thing I made was a bowl of cereal that somehow spilled on the ceiling.
it’s six thirty and my banana is literally turning brown in the bowl because they just promoted the guy who brought in donuts once, so now I have to wonder if I should start baking at home to stand a chance, but honestly I cannot cook, and the last thing I made was a bowl of cereal that somehow spilled on the ceiling.
it's not that i care about diljit dosanjh becoming a global icon, it's just that i had to get through three days of wondering if they ghosted me or just my sense of humor is that bad, and then they hit me with a casual 'lol' like we didn't just skip the awkward dance of 'read receipts', honestly. meanwhile, diljit's life is basically a motivational poster while i'm here fighting with my inner self...