not gonna lie, I ended up mediating my parents’ divorce—and let me tell you, nothing prepared me for the day my dad proposed that he buy mom a year's supply of toilet paper to help ease the financial burden. it was his attempt at “negotiation.” so there I was, standing in the middle of a swirling storm of alimony and Charmin, thinking, “this is a financial crisis I never signed up for.” and honest...
last night, I was scrolling through old messages and found texts from a time when I was being all extra romantic — like, sending memes about sandwiches and professing my love for an *entire hour* over a single episode of a show. I couldn't help but think about how I put in *that* kind of effort while now, I can barely send a two-word text without overthinking it. like, what is going on? now I just...
just realized that if i hadn’t decided to binge-watch those conspiracy theory videos, i might actually have time to do...literally anything else. instead, i’m mapping out my life choices with Khamenei as my main character—definitely an unconventional choice but also just like...why does my brain do this? two weeks later, i’m in a full-on debate with myself over whether to buy a secret bunker or just stay in my apartment full of abandoned hobbies. #Khamenei #selfreflections
just realized that if i hadn’t decided to binge-watch those conspiracy theory videos, i might actually have time to do...literally anything else. instead, i’m mapping out my life choices with Khamenei as my main character—definitely an unconventional choice but also just like...why does my brain do this? two weeks later, i’m in a full-on debate with myself over whether to buy a secret bunker or just stay in my apartment full of abandoned hobbies. #Khamenei #selfreflections
so i found out how much i spent on subscriptions i forgot about—and now it feels like i’m funding a small country. first, it was one streaming service—totally reasonable—then i found another for niche documentaries about plants. suddenly i have a monthly charge for a yoga class i haven't attended since last summer. then it hits me—how am i about to watch my bank account disappear faster than nikol...