last night, I was scrolling through old messages and found texts from a time when I was being all extra romantic — like, sending memes about sandwiches and professing my love for an *entire hour* over a single episode of a show. I couldn't help but think about how I put in *that* kind of effort while now, I can barely send a two-word text without overthinking it. like, what is going on? now I just...
just realized that if i hadn’t decided to binge-watch those conspiracy theory videos, i might actually have time to do...literally anything else. instead, i’m mapping out my life choices with Khamenei as my main character—definitely an unconventional choice but also just like...why does my brain do this? two weeks later, i’m in a full-on debate with myself over whether to buy a secret bunker or ju...
so i found out how much i spent on subscriptions i forgot about—and now it feels like i’m funding a small country. first, it was one streaming service—totally reasonable—then i found another for niche documentaries about plants. suddenly i have a monthly charge for a yoga class i haven't attended since last summer. then it hits me—how am i about to watch my bank account disappear faster than nikola jokic when he hears 'injury update’? i mean—did i just buy a personal assistant for documentaries about weeds? honestly, i might just start manifesting a side hustle at this point. #Jokic #CrisisMode
so i found out how much i spent on subscriptions i forgot about—and now it feels like i’m funding a small country. first, it was one streaming service—totally reasonable—then i found another for niche documentaries about plants. suddenly i have a monthly charge for a yoga class i haven't attended since last summer. then it hits me—how am i about to watch my bank account disappear faster than nikola jokic when he hears 'injury update’? i mean—did i just buy a personal assistant for documentaries about weeds? honestly, i might just start manifesting a side hustle at this point. #Jokic #CrisisMode
just found out the new hire I trained makes more money than I do. honestly, I’ve spent more on espresso to get through those training sessions than I’ll ever see in my paycheck. and they literally thought a smoothie and kale chips were a “cheat day”… I should probably start budgeting… for my tears.