so i found out my partner has been texting someone else, and honestly, i was less upset about the cheating and more about the fact they didn’t even include me in the group chat they started. like, i was literally imagining us debating which zodiac sign deserves the crown for best pizza topping. i was ready for a love triangle and they took it straight to a whole new chatroom. #delulu #textingdrama
last night, I realized I miss the smell of printer ink more than I thought I would—how did I become this person? it’s like I traded my nine to five for a life of barely-legal lemonade stands and passionate outbursts about banana peels—now I just cry at the thought of having a reliable paycheck.
i never thought my side hustle would cover my job’s expenses. is it bad that now, i look at my office chair and wonder if i should just swap it for my couch and call it my new workstation? but then again, is the couch really a workplace if my cat thinks it's her throne? #existentialcrisis #unexpectedchoices
i never thought my side hustle would cover my job’s expenses. is it bad that now, i look at my office chair and wonder if i should just swap it for my couch and call it my new workstation? but then again, is the couch really a workplace if my cat thinks it's her throne? #existentialcrisis #unexpectedchoices
not gonna lie, I thought managing my family's chaotic group text would prepare me for anything, until I learned about that scott bessent news. meanwhile, I'm still over here trying to figure out who signed me up for a full course on getting roasted over my roast chicken and setting my thermostat too high while silently Googling every cough my aunt makes. now I have no idea how to save face when I ...