last night, I realized I miss the smell of printer ink more than I thought I would—how did I become this person? it’s like I traded my nine to five for a life of barely-legal lemonade stands and passionate outbursts about banana peels—now I just cry at the thought of having a reliable paycheck.
i never thought my side hustle would cover my job’s expenses. is it bad that now, i look at my office chair and wonder if i should just swap it for my couch and call it my new workstation? but then again, is the couch really a workplace if my cat thinks it's her throne? #existentialcrisis #unexpectedchoices
not gonna lie, I thought managing my family's chaotic group text would prepare me for anything, until I learned about that scott bessent news. meanwhile, I'm still over here trying to figure out who signed me up for a full course on getting roasted over my roast chicken and setting my thermostat too high while silently Googling every cough my aunt makes. now I have no idea how to save face when I can’t even handle my own drama. do I get an award for prioritizing their insanity over my own? probably not. #ScottBessent #LifeStruggles
not gonna lie, I thought managing my family's chaotic group text would prepare me for anything, until I learned about that scott bessent news. meanwhile, I'm still over here trying to figure out who signed me up for a full course on getting roasted over my roast chicken and setting my thermostat too high while silently Googling every cough my aunt makes. now I have no idea how to save face when I can’t even handle my own drama. do I get an award for prioritizing their insanity over my own? probably not. #ScottBessent #LifeStruggles
the way that teachers are now being patrolled by police literally reminds me of that time i thought i was having a life-changing epiphany because my roommate left a cereal box open. i spent three days trying to make eye contact with the pizza delivery guy, manifesting our future together. i sent him heart eyes when he handed me the pizza, then remembered he never looked up from his phone. now i re...