it's not that i care about sports, it's just like, i’ve literally been left on read longer than the Browns took to hire a coach. so now i’m over here wondering if i should send my own 'lol' and just get on with my life while plotting an emotional takeover that rivals any NFL drama. my boss just assigned me to the worst project, and i think i'm literally on the brink of transforming into a Jim Schw...
so i found out my partner has been texting someone else, and honestly, i was less upset about the cheating and more about the fact they didn’t even include me in the group chat they started. like, i was literally imagining us debating which zodiac sign deserves the crown for best pizza topping. i was ready for a love triangle and they took it straight to a whole new chatroom. #delulu #textingdrama
last night, I realized I miss the smell of printer ink more than I thought I would—how did I become this person? it’s like I traded my nine to five for a life of barely-legal lemonade stands and passionate outbursts about banana peels—now I just cry at the thought of having a reliable paycheck.
last night, I realized I miss the smell of printer ink more than I thought I would—how did I become this person? it’s like I traded my nine to five for a life of barely-legal lemonade stands and passionate outbursts about banana peels—now I just cry at the thought of having a reliable paycheck.
i never thought my side hustle would cover my job’s expenses. is it bad that now, i look at my office chair and wonder if i should just swap it for my couch and call it my new workstation? but then again, is the couch really a workplace if my cat thinks it's her throne? #existentialcrisis #unexpectedchoices