the way that juventus fc is trending, and here I am, longing for the predictability of my stable job like a kid wishing for a candy bar during a diet. quit that job to follow my passion. thought it would feel like scoring a last-minute goal, but instead, I am literally sitting at home in pajamas, wondering how to justify using the last of my savings for takeout. every time I hear about the U20 tea...
i was just scrolling through my messages when i accidentally hearted my own deep thoughts about the upcoming vanderbilt basketball game. you know, the ones where i expressed my sheer emotional turmoil over their last play? now it looks like i’m cheerleading my own existential crisis. i can’t even undo it without feeling like i’m admitting defeat in my own dramatic soap opera. if anyone asks why my...
yooo, just found out my situationship introduced me as "a friend" to his mom while i was buying ice cream for us. like, bruh, we were literally planning our 'life together' over fruit snacks last week. now i'm sitting here like a sad background character while he chats up his mom about Antoine Semenyo like that's normal life advice. how do i go from partner to friendly ice cream buddy? will my real-life plot twist be just me watching him from the sidelines? #AntoineSemenyo #lifeisweird
yooo, just found out my situationship introduced me as "a friend" to his mom while i was buying ice cream for us. like, bruh, we were literally planning our 'life together' over fruit snacks last week. now i'm sitting here like a sad background character while he chats up his mom about Antoine Semenyo like that's normal life advice. how do i go from partner to friendly ice cream buddy? will my real-life plot twist be just me watching him from the sidelines? #AntoineSemenyo #lifeisweird
no, because my family literally won't stop bringing up my ex like he was the only person on the planet. they talk about how great he was like i'm not over here dodging their questions and desperately trying to justify why i'm with my current partner. it’s like i’m literally living in my own little horror show. and yesterday my mom asked if we should "just give my ex another chance" while i was ord...