just realized my parents were my age when they knew how to fold a fitted sheet. literally, i still have no idea and it haunts me every laundry day. meanwhile, here i am contemplating whether cereal counts as a real dinner. #adultingfail #howdoifoldsheets
the way that juventus fc is trending, and here I am, longing for the predictability of my stable job like a kid wishing for a candy bar during a diet. quit that job to follow my passion. thought it would feel like scoring a last-minute goal, but instead, I am literally sitting at home in pajamas, wondering how to justify using the last of my savings for takeout. every time I hear about the U20 tea...
i was just scrolling through my messages when i accidentally hearted my own deep thoughts about the upcoming vanderbilt basketball game. you know, the ones where i expressed my sheer emotional turmoil over their last play? now it looks like i’m cheerleading my own existential crisis. i can’t even undo it without feeling like i’m admitting defeat in my own dramatic soap opera. if anyone asks why my personal diary is hearted, i’ll just say it’s a reflection on life, not my ongoing loneliness. #VanderbiltBasketball #ExistentialDread
i was just scrolling through my messages when i accidentally hearted my own deep thoughts about the upcoming vanderbilt basketball game. you know, the ones where i expressed my sheer emotional turmoil over their last play? now it looks like i’m cheerleading my own existential crisis. i can’t even undo it without feeling like i’m admitting defeat in my own dramatic soap opera. if anyone asks why my personal diary is hearted, i’ll just say it’s a reflection on life, not my ongoing loneliness. #VanderbiltBasketball #ExistentialDread
yooo, just found out my situationship introduced me as "a friend" to his mom while i was buying ice cream for us. like, bruh, we were literally planning our 'life together' over fruit snacks last week. now i'm sitting here like a sad background character while he chats up his mom about Antoine Semenyo like that's normal life advice. how do i go from partner to friendly ice cream buddy? will my rea...