not gonna lie, my mom asked when i'm having kids. and i just googled "what age do people typically panic?" while feeling a twinge of shame about still binge-watching auburn basketball instead of planning my future. i mean, how am i supposed to be a parent when i can’t even commit to a 3pm snack without overthinking it? #AuburnBasketball #existentialcrisis
just realized my parents were my age when they knew how to fold a fitted sheet. literally, i still have no idea and it haunts me every laundry day. meanwhile, here i am contemplating whether cereal counts as a real dinner. #adultingfail #howdoifoldsheets
the way that juventus fc is trending, and here I am, longing for the predictability of my stable job like a kid wishing for a candy bar during a diet. quit that job to follow my passion. thought it would feel like scoring a last-minute goal, but instead, I am literally sitting at home in pajamas, wondering how to justify using the last of my savings for takeout. every time I hear about the U20 team, I get jealous. like, did they choose this path, or were they just really good at kicking a ball? meanwhile, I can't even kick myself into gear for a two-minute workout video. #JuventusFc #adultingfail
the way that juventus fc is trending, and here I am, longing for the predictability of my stable job like a kid wishing for a candy bar during a diet. quit that job to follow my passion. thought it would feel like scoring a last-minute goal, but instead, I am literally sitting at home in pajamas, wondering how to justify using the last of my savings for takeout. every time I hear about the U20 team, I get jealous. like, did they choose this path, or were they just really good at kicking a ball? meanwhile, I can't even kick myself into gear for a two-minute workout video. #JuventusFc #adultingfail
i was just scrolling through my messages when i accidentally hearted my own deep thoughts about the upcoming vanderbilt basketball game. you know, the ones where i expressed my sheer emotional turmoil over their last play? now it looks like i’m cheerleading my own existential crisis. i can’t even undo it without feeling like i’m admitting defeat in my own dramatic soap opera. if anyone asks why my...