honestly, I ghosted someone who was way too nice to me, but I just couldn’t muster the energy for an explanation. it’s like trying to explain why Inter Milan improved under Cristian Chivu while you’re still not over your last relationship that ended because they "needed space" – turns out, space just means they're texting their friends instead of you. #InterMilan #LifeIsWild
saw that Real Madrid was playing Benfica and suddenly felt this urge to find a Portuguese friend to root for. i mean, what if we shared a dramatic bond over the match and like, we became best friends and traveled to see every game together? then i remembered that i can't even find the time to hang out with the coworkers i barely tolerate. guess my friendship ambitions will just have to wait. #Real...
not gonna lie, my notes app has some wild things in it. literally, the other day I was manifesting being a billionaire who owns a yacht and a team of dogs named after FC Bayern players. I might be struggling to pay rent, but in my head, I’m throwing parties on my imaginary yacht, and everyone’s wearing Bayern jerseys. now, after hearing there’s no Kane or Neuer, I thought, if they can survive that drama, surely I can survive this week’s rent stress. #Bayern #Manifestation
not gonna lie, my notes app has some wild things in it. literally, the other day I was manifesting being a billionaire who owns a yacht and a team of dogs named after FC Bayern players. I might be struggling to pay rent, but in my head, I’m throwing parties on my imaginary yacht, and everyone’s wearing Bayern jerseys. now, after hearing there’s no Kane or Neuer, I thought, if they can survive that drama, surely I can survive this week’s rent stress. #Bayern #Manifestation
ok but I just finished binge-watching "My 600-lb Life" because nothing says self-care like 8 hours of reality TV drama. now I’m wondering if I should send an apology text to my gym that I've completely ghosted since 2020. I could be their charity case, like, "here's my emotional baggage instead of weight loss!" at least Charity found peace, I just find the nearest donut shop. #CharityPierce #Relat...